New Havonians

Dear Stan,

I'm sure you've yet to receive my last letter, due to your lack of reply, but I'm also sure that you'll be very excited and wish to hear more about my life. So I thought I'd begin by setting the stage: the city of New Haven

The castle I showed you before is situated near two cities: Castelton, a human-dominated midevil-esque and very bland city, and New Haven. Now, New Haven is a home for Genotroids-- you know, the blue-skinned race my dad and I belong to. My uncle Omega is the mayor there, and for political reasons, New Haven is also the smallest duchy in the kingdom, making Omega the Duke-- I guess they wanted him to have equal say. Here's a better picture of him and my aunt Kor.
As you can see, Kor is not a genotroid. She's a demon, well, a dog-demon. They met through... well.. it's a long story. But the important part is that Uncle is her second husband. More on that later









I promised you pictures of my cousin Kumo, so without further ado, here's the cute little scamp:

Remember how I told you Kor was married before? She was married to a fox-demon, and they had triplets before he died.


Meet Shisou, Seiya, and Tsukikage. Seiya's the redhead, she takes after her father. Tsukikage's the other female. Shisou's... well... different. Apparently, Kor was only a quarter demon, and her husband was only a half demon, so Shisou somehow lost the genetic lottery.

Hey, I don't make this shit up.





Anyway, the important thing is that Shisou, as you can probably tell by his outfit above, is currently working as a priest. There's a long story behind the god we all worship, but the short of it is...

Ok, remember when I told you my dad was evil for 5 years? Well his brother, Beta, gave his life to save everyone or some crap. Again, I was 6, went right over my head. A couple miracles later, and Shisou's developed this whole temple dedicated to him:



That little building in the back? That's where he lives. The building on the left front corner is the bathrooms. I don't visit much. Too sissy for me. I hear Shisou used to be cool. I guess he got older and wimped out.

There's one shop I do like to visit in town, and that's Tammy's flower store. See, Tammy is a robotics nut, right? She started as a teenager, went to college, and went to open a robot store. But the stupid humans don't trust technology, so she settled for flowers, which sell like hotcakes-- especially when she has two androids, Andy and Sally, selling them.

I managed to snag a pic of Tammy:




What a hottie! Unfortunalty, as she grew older, she realized that in her robot-building frenzy, she'd missed out on all the... finer things in life. Namely, WooHoo!

Luckily, little miss super genious had a solution for that:





Ew. Enough said. When she dies, she's left everything to her new husband, Andy the Android.

More later, I know you're just DYING to hear it

Prince Lamda Roidmet
AKA "Darkstar"