Hi Stan. Can I call you Stan? I feel like I know you. You are, of course, a legend among comic book creators. That is why I have chosen you to publish my comic.
My name is Lamda, and I live in a castle in Gant. Boralius castle, to be precise
Of course if you know anything about Gant, you know the Boralius castle is the ancestral home of the royal family of Gant, the Boraliuses. Well, they WERE the royal family anyway, until my mother married. Now the royal family is the Roidmets.
Recognize them? That's Pops, also known as the Demon King. Yeah, THAT demon king. The one with strange untold powers? The one who went evil for 5 years? I was just a toddler when THAT happened but I assure you, it was badass. Let me show you the rest of my f-d up family, just so you have a little backstory for your new breadwinner.
That's Mu, my baby sister. No need to worry about her, she doesn't even have breasts yet. Oh, she tries, but she's nowhere near old enough to match my skill.
That's Gabe, my little brother. I know what you're thinking, right? "Woah! How can a brunette and a redhead have a blond kid? And why ain't he blue?" Well, you remember I said dad went nuts for a while, right? Like, 5 years? Well, I was a year old then, and Gabe is 4 years younger than me. Yeah, the Queen's a little slut, what of it? She's still my Moms. But her kids, well... Gabe is alright, at least. Quiet. Serious. When he does talk, he says things worth saying.
Angela, on the other hand, is a stuck up little b*tch. She likes to brag about HER daddy being an angel, well, the Archangel. Which is cool and all, but obviously, my dad could kick her dad's butt.
And I can kick hers. But it turns out the slut has another very bad habit:
Hey, what can I do, ya know? My Dad even sent me to live with my uncle for a while, to "calm me down". Pish. As if I didn't know they were trying to replace me as Crown Prince with my oh-so-perfect Angelic sister.
Oh, that's my aunt Kor, she married my uncle Omega. That's what she looked like before she had my cousin Kumo anyway. Oh, I'm not saying she got fat or anything, just a lot less.. sad. Apparently she had, like, 80 miscarriages or some rediculous number like that and apparently, every kickass demon chick needs a baby or something. Kumo's around Mu's age now.
So that's the family. I bet by now you're wondering why I'm writing you. Well, there is one thing I forgot to mention:
I'm a superhero.
My name is Darkstar, and I want to be in a comic book.
Yours Truely,
Crown Prince Lamda Roidmet
note: Darkstar costume a recolor by me of Green Lantern by Synapticsim, who can be found lurking here
2 comments:
too cool!! I love the backstory! I got a little lost on Angela - is she a cousin or half sister?
It looks like you're going to have your hands full with this troop!
Angela and Gabe are his half-siblings-- they share a mother but they were fathered by the archangel apparently. Kumo is his cousin, you havn't seen him yet but he was mentioned briefly.
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