New Havonians

Dear Stan,

I'm sure you've yet to receive my last letter, due to your lack of reply, but I'm also sure that you'll be very excited and wish to hear more about my life. So I thought I'd begin by setting the stage: the city of New Haven

The castle I showed you before is situated near two cities: Castelton, a human-dominated midevil-esque and very bland city, and New Haven. Now, New Haven is a home for Genotroids-- you know, the blue-skinned race my dad and I belong to. My uncle Omega is the mayor there, and for political reasons, New Haven is also the smallest duchy in the kingdom, making Omega the Duke-- I guess they wanted him to have equal say. Here's a better picture of him and my aunt Kor.
As you can see, Kor is not a genotroid. She's a demon, well, a dog-demon. They met through... well.. it's a long story. But the important part is that Uncle is her second husband. More on that later









I promised you pictures of my cousin Kumo, so without further ado, here's the cute little scamp:

Remember how I told you Kor was married before? She was married to a fox-demon, and they had triplets before he died.


Meet Shisou, Seiya, and Tsukikage. Seiya's the redhead, she takes after her father. Tsukikage's the other female. Shisou's... well... different. Apparently, Kor was only a quarter demon, and her husband was only a half demon, so Shisou somehow lost the genetic lottery.

Hey, I don't make this shit up.





Anyway, the important thing is that Shisou, as you can probably tell by his outfit above, is currently working as a priest. There's a long story behind the god we all worship, but the short of it is...

Ok, remember when I told you my dad was evil for 5 years? Well his brother, Beta, gave his life to save everyone or some crap. Again, I was 6, went right over my head. A couple miracles later, and Shisou's developed this whole temple dedicated to him:



That little building in the back? That's where he lives. The building on the left front corner is the bathrooms. I don't visit much. Too sissy for me. I hear Shisou used to be cool. I guess he got older and wimped out.

There's one shop I do like to visit in town, and that's Tammy's flower store. See, Tammy is a robotics nut, right? She started as a teenager, went to college, and went to open a robot store. But the stupid humans don't trust technology, so she settled for flowers, which sell like hotcakes-- especially when she has two androids, Andy and Sally, selling them.

I managed to snag a pic of Tammy:




What a hottie! Unfortunalty, as she grew older, she realized that in her robot-building frenzy, she'd missed out on all the... finer things in life. Namely, WooHoo!

Luckily, little miss super genious had a solution for that:





Ew. Enough said. When she dies, she's left everything to her new husband, Andy the Android.

More later, I know you're just DYING to hear it

Prince Lamda Roidmet
AKA "Darkstar"

Letter to Stan Lee

Dear Mr. Lee,

Hi Stan. Can I call you Stan? I feel like I know you. You are, of course, a legend among comic book creators. That is why I have chosen you to publish my comic.


My name is Lamda, and I live in a castle in Gant. Boralius castle, to be precise


Of course if you know anything about Gant, you know the Boralius castle is the ancestral home of the royal family of Gant, the Boraliuses. Well, they WERE the royal family anyway, until my mother married. Now the royal family is the Roidmets.


Recognize them? That's Pops, also known as the Demon King. Yeah, THAT demon king. The one with strange untold powers? The one who went evil for 5 years? I was just a toddler when THAT happened but I assure you, it was badass. Let me show you the rest of my f-d up family, just so you have a little backstory for your new breadwinner.


That's Mu, my baby sister. No need to worry about her, she doesn't even have breasts yet. Oh, she tries, but she's nowhere near old enough to match my skill.


That's Gabe, my little brother. I know what you're thinking, right? "Woah! How can a brunette and a redhead have a blond kid? And why ain't he blue?" Well, you remember I said dad went nuts for a while, right? Like, 5 years? Well, I was a year old then, and Gabe is 4 years younger than me. Yeah, the Queen's a little slut, what of it? She's still my Moms. But her kids, well... Gabe is alright, at least. Quiet. Serious. When he does talk, he says things worth saying.


Angela, on the other hand, is a stuck up little b*tch. She likes to brag about HER daddy being an angel, well, the Archangel. Which is cool and all, but obviously, my dad could kick her dad's butt.


And I can kick hers. But it turns out the slut has another very bad habit:










Hey, what can I do, ya know? My Dad even sent me to live with my uncle for a while, to "calm me down". Pish. As if I didn't know they were trying to replace me as Crown Prince with my oh-so-perfect Angelic sister.



Oh, that's my aunt Kor, she married my uncle Omega. That's what she looked like before she had my cousin Kumo anyway. Oh, I'm not saying she got fat or anything, just a lot less.. sad. Apparently she had, like, 80 miscarriages or some rediculous number like that and apparently, every kickass demon chick needs a baby or something. Kumo's around Mu's age now.

So that's the family. I bet by now you're wondering why I'm writing you. Well, there is one thing I forgot to mention:







I'm a superhero.

My name is Darkstar, and I want to be in a comic book.

Yours Truely,
Crown Prince Lamda Roidmet


note: Darkstar costume a recolor by me of Green Lantern by Synapticsim, who can be found lurking here